Monday 16 Bars

Lines Is Listening 2:

E-40 - Champagne (Feat. Rick Ross, French Montana)

Gunplay - Kush (Feat. Lil Wayne, Rick Ross)

16 Fresh Bars:

"It will get real cold, when I show you this heater

I heated up your girls cold fish when she let me skeeter

You showed up with cold lines when you needed hot wordplay

I'm just trying to find where I left my cold weed so I can heat it up today

Lion King of this Rap Battle ring, A wheem away A wheem away...

When I let the Ike and Nina spray I can put away a whole team away

Putting hopes and dreams away, and when I put the lean away

Vincent Willem van Gogh I'm even slicing and putting ears away, that's cosmetics, Mary Kay

Mexico my black market, invested right, put a few spleens away

Bathtub, cold water, your favorite liquor, Valium, Codeine, Cali license said organ donor had to give your parts away

You know the deal

It's like selling human chicken McNuggets, we call it the down south hood happy meal

Parts a rack a piece down south of the border

And I got a team of delivery men that are taking orders

Hitmen, Yes men, Blessed men, Next men, Text men, That's just the bottom imagine if I listed the whole top 10

How 2 Handle Bars, Like "Hand Bars", Like "Handle Bars"

Lesson derived from the sensational and inspiring King of The Dot Rap Battle - Illmaculate vs Bigg K

An Approach To Responding To Opponents That Use Their Hands A Lot:

"Why does every rap battle Bigg K shows up to he acts like he's the man? (ask the crowd)

But when he hits the stage he just starts talking to his hands? Maybe his only fans? (look at both hands)

Well that shits corney, Rap wild pawn to a colored pawn for these next bars, you will be sorry! (make crying motion)

(Start talking to your hands mimicking Bigg K) These punches will lift you so high, BoB (pause) Marley (pause)

I got thin and thick bars Laurel (pause) and Hardy (pause) (say words to hands, left hand = Laurel, right hand = Hardy)

I am cleaning up the garbage in this house Lee (pause) and Morti (pause) (say words to hands, left hand = Lee, right hand = Morti)

My punches got horsepower, Davidson (pause) Harley (pause) (say words to hands, left hand = Davidson, right hand = Harley)

My punches are so funny, Steve (pause) Harvey (pause) (say words to hands, left hand = Steve, right hand = Harvey)

These punches will get you drunk Hops (pause) and Barley (pause) (say words to hands, left hand = Hops, right hand = Barley)

You like these bars Organic (insert favorite KOTD celebrity), Then call me maybe for the next battle, Jepson Rae (pause) Carly (pause)

But like I said after this shit you going to be sorry

Last time I showed your girl (enter your favorite opponents female) these two fists (look at hands again) she got horny

Country Boy and I corn (look at left hand) cobbed (look at right hand) that hoe now that shits corny

True Story

Let me start spelling out how easy hand bars are, call me Tori

I impress myself so much whatever you plan to spit next will just bore me"

-The Homeless Hero

16 Bars Inspired By (Thank you KOTD, Illmaculate and Bigg K, much respect)