Lesson derived from the sensational and inspiring King of The Dot Rap Battle - Illmaculate vs Bigg K
An Approach To Responding To Opponents That Use Their Hands A Lot:
"Why does every rap battle Bigg K shows up to he acts like he's the man? (ask the crowd)
But when he hits the stage he just starts talking to his hands? Maybe his only fans? (look at both hands)
Well that shits corney, Rap wild pawn to a colored pawn for these next bars, you will be sorry! (make crying motion)
(Start talking to your hands mimicking Bigg K) These punches will lift you so high, BoB (pause) Marley (pause)
I got thin and thick bars Laurel (pause) and Hardy (pause) (say words to hands, left hand = Laurel, right hand = Hardy)
I am cleaning up the garbage in this house Lee (pause) and Morti (pause) (say words to hands, left hand = Lee, right hand = Morti)
My punches got horsepower, Davidson (pause) Harley (pause) (say words to hands, left hand = Davidson, right hand = Harley)
My punches are so funny, Steve (pause) Harvey (pause) (say words to hands, left hand = Steve, right hand = Harvey)
These punches will get you drunk Hops (pause) and Barley (pause) (say words to hands, left hand = Hops, right hand = Barley)
You like these bars Organic (insert favorite KOTD celebrity), Then call me maybe for the next battle, Jepson Rae (pause) Carly (pause)
But like I said after this shit you going to be sorry
Last time I showed your girl (enter your favorite opponents female) these two fists (look at hands again) she got horny
Country Boy and I corn (look at left hand) cobbed (look at right hand) that hoe now that shits corny
True Story
Let me start spelling out how easy hand bars are, call me Tori
I impress myself so much whatever you plan to spit next will just bore me"
-The Homeless Hero
16 Bars Inspired By (Thank you KOTD, Illmaculate and Bigg K, much respect)
